is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
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We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
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He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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