After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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