went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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morning after pill = breakfast in bed
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
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I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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