He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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