why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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