Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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