She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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