Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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