i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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