Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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