we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
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Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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