arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Be still, my beating vagina.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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