I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
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I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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