You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
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It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
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I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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