Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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