Capitaan dildo arrescate!
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
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Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
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As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
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