so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
