please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
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Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
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Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
His nipple licking is glorious
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