Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
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let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
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things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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