I skipped work to stalk him.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
please don't ironically join a cult
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