dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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