I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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