PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
