dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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