can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Randomize
