I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
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Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
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All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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