so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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