Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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