Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
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you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
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nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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