New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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