he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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