yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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