We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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