How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
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Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
jump out the window naked night went bad
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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