The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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