stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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