I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
That accounts for only three of the penises
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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