I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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