you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
so let's talk penis.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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