Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
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Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
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I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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