I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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