I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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