I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
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We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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