I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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