My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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