are you so shy because you have an std?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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