My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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