Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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