we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
id be glad to
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
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They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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