talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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