Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
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