I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
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I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
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What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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