You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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