brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
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On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
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He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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