ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
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If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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