Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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