no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
