Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
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