Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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