I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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