i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
so let's talk penis.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
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No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
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My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
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