Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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