Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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