PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
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In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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